اسام اس اف جوک و.....!!!!!!!!

اس ام اس قشنگ -اس ام اس عاشقانه -اس ام اس خفن - اس ام اس توپ-
 اس ام اس باحال-جک باحال-جک توپ -جوک خفن -smsتوپ-smsباحال-smsسرکاري-smsخفن
Khers ha ba 1 zarf asal khar mishan, asb ba chand habe ghand, tuti ba tokhmeh,sag ba ostokhon, rasti to hanuz moz dust dari
Midoni chera beyne angoshtane dastet fasele hast?chon daste digari bayad in faselaro por kone va 2 bayad oon ro biyabi
sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms.
boro hal kon,
ta hala kasy in hameh sms barat ferestadeh bood?
Espaniayha migan: eshgh saket ast ama agar harf bezanad az har sedae bolandtar ast.Italiayha migan eshgh yani tarse az dast dadane to! Iraniha migan eshgh soe tafahomi bein 2ahmagh ke ba yek bebakhshid tamam mishavad,yeki az behtarinha migoyad agar kasi vaghean yeki ro 2ost dashte bashad bishtar az inke begouyad 2oset daram mige movazebe khodet bash pas movazebe khodat bash.
AGAR  DAR  AVALIN  GADAM,MOVAFAGIYAT  NASIBE  MA MISHOD,SAAY  VA AMAL  DIGAR  MAANA   NADASHT.INKEH  CHEGADR  ZAMAN DARI  MOHEM NIST,INKEH  CHEGONEH  MIGOZARANI
ruye ShiSheye bokhar zadeyi neveShtam "duSet daram" va un ba inke ehSaS nadaSht geriSt
Midoni shebahate dokhtare khoob ba daynasor chie? nasle har do mongharez shode hala shebahate pesare khoob ba pariye daryayee chie? har do az aval afsane boodan
age ba didane man gham too delet joon migire mimiram ke ta abad ghalbe to aroom begire
Ghazanfar koolere khoonashoon misoze sare bachehash dad mizane mige: Mage man nagoftam 4 nafari joloe kooler nakhabin?!!!
Ye shab ye setare shans oftad zamin goft 2nia ro mikhay ya yek 2oste khoob? goftam hichkodoum choon ye 2ost khoob daram.
Aroos va damad shabe aval be chi fekr mikonan? 1% be ham. 3% be bache. 4% be chetori lokht shodan. 92% inke chetor wanemood konand ke dafe avaleshoone!!
kheili duS daram bebinamet )kheili delam barat tang Shode )vali heif ke belite bagh vahSh gerune
If you think my eyes are beautiful, it's because they're looking at you
Man az omram che fahmidam,nafahmidam che fahmidam,haman andaze fahmidam ke fahmidam nafahmidam...(ghesmati az daftarche khaterate yek tork)
To parkinge khateratam cheshmato park kardam badesham deleto panchar kardam ta az pisham nari
Jashnvare filmhaye esfahan:1>yek teke nan baraye 2nafar 2>10 nafar zire yek chatr 3>ta hala moz khordi 4>man asghar 150 toman 5>daram dishab pizza khordam aida
1000 bar ghaSam khordam ke dige eSmeto nayaram )amma )ghaSamam be june to bud
teSt 4 ghozineyi:
fek mikoni chera behet SMS mizanam?
1. duSet daram
2. adame bahali haSti
3. be yadetam
4. arzeShe zang zadan nadari
Be khoda yeki hasti. be mola yeki hasti. Age do ta boodi mibastamet be gari
Zane bahosh + marde bahosh=eshgh,Zane ahmagh+marde bahosh=sex,Zane bahosh+marde ahmagh=ezdevaj,Zane ahmagh+marde ahmagh=hamelegi
Mohandes bash chon migan:doctora khoob MIKONAN ashpaza sir MIKONAN  roftegara  tamiz MIKONAN arayeshgara ghashang MIKONAN Vali faghat mohandesa dorost MIKONAN.
To mesle setareha mimuni...Mesle una dast nayaftani...Mesle una ghashang...Ama ye farghi ba setareha dari,Una kheyli ziadan, vali to..........."YE DUNEI"
Agar kasi ro 2oust dari na barash setare bash na aftab choon har 2shoun mehmoune zoudgozarand pas barash asemoun bash ke hamishe balaye saresh bashi
Lore mire olampic miporsan be che maghami fekr mikoni mige magham moazzame rahbari
Mahi be ab goft:to nemitoni ashkaye mano bebini chon man to abam ab javab dad ama man mitonam ashkaye to ro ehsas konam chon to ghalbe mani
Do.......... Doo.......... Doos.......... Doose.......... Dooset.......... Doosett.......... Doosetta pasgardani bokhori adam mishi ke fekr nakoni dooset daram!
kaSh miShod aShk ra tahdid kard )moddate labkhand ra tamdid kard )kaSh miShod az miane lahzeha )lahzeye didar ra nazdik kard
Tahghighat neshan dad dar khanevadehaye irani:goz=10 ghorse Ex shadiavar ast
Kheyle doset daram,ye rooz meam donbalet dastet megeram mebaramet ye jaye ke daste hech kas behet narese . Ghorbanat Ezrael;-)
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\_____________/  Although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.The SHIP that never sink is FRIENDSHIP!

Age khabi bidar sho.age bidari beshin.age neshasti pasho.age rah miri bodo.age midavi poshtak bezan o khosh hal bash ke az taraf man ye sms omade !!!
Ye roz pirinte ghalbamo migiram ta behet neshon bedam ke ba har nafasam 100 bar migam DOSET DARAM...
Mehrabani ra vaghti didam ke kodaki mikhast abbe shor darya ra ba ab nabate kochake khod shirin konad...
Torke to dastshoei boode behesh migan ab dare ghat mishe torke hol mishe aval koonesho mishore bad mirine!
ino be farsi mani kon
"with with clean without dress"
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farsi:ba ba tahere oryan
ShipiShe aval:
koja Sakeni?
2vomi:
tu Sibil ye mard
avali:
baba boro to Shorte khanuma
ham garme
ham narme
2vomi:
ta diShab unja budam
Sob pa Shodam didam injam
(Shishe nazdiktar az sang nadarad khishi *har shekasti ke be har kas beresad az khish ast )
1i bud 1i nabud

zire in Saghfe kabud

ye gharibe aShena

delo junamo robud

injuri negam nakon

gole yaSe mehrabun

un gharibe khodeti

hamiShe ba man bemun...
Zendegi chon gole sorkhist por az khar por az atr por az barg. Yademan bashad agar gol chidim kharo atro golo barg hame hamsaye divar be divare hamand.
Torke mire zire darya koosehe behesh mige torki?Mige to dige az koja fahmidi?
Mige oon kapsoole poshtet male atash neshanie!
Zaman be man amoukht ke dast dadan neshane refaghat nist , boosidan ghole mandan nist va eshgh varzidan zamanate tanha nashodan nist.
To in donya age hich chiz nadashte bashi 3 chiz dari: 1.Khodaye mehrabon  2.Fekr ghashang 3.Ghalbe man
Bi to hata omid ziba nist/ ghatre dar arezoy daria nist/ kash mishod befahmad in dele man/ dar dele to baray man ja nist.
2osti yek hadese ast va jodae yek ghanon,pas bia hadese saz va ghanon shekan bashim.
har vaght heS kardi hameye dara be rut baSte Shode va delet por az ghame )daStato ta jayi ke mituni ru be aSmun boland kon va ba hameye vojudet bezan tu Saret
kutah tarin fasele baraye goftane duset daram faghat ye labkhande...... ........... .............. khob dige basse! nisheto beband.!!
Shenidam ke shaghayeghha hargez nemimirand pas to ra 2ost daram ta marge shaghayeghha. )Salam.Kojae?Khosh migzare?
Matalake basijia:ruzehato begiram jigar?Vaght dari vasat doa konam?Heif ke ruzam vagarna jigareto mikhordam!Khahar age namazeton dir shode beresonameton.
Khosh bakht tarin,khosh shans tarin,saadat mand tarin adam to donya to...to...to...nisti?!  ONI HAST KE TO RO dare